The New Yorker

Every Sunday I enter The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest in hopes I'll be crowned This Week's Winner. Here are some of my more recent entries.

A fish reading a book at the water's edge while a couple walks by

"Wait til he gets to the part where they all turn into humans."

Two monsters watching a monster movie at the cinema

"Why is it every time I come see this movie some guy two rows back tries taking my picture?"

Two devils watching a man lounging on a couch in hell

"For the six hundred and sixty-sixth time, please stop borrowing our underwear."

Courtroom scene with a basketball hoop behind the judge

"It was a great defense, but I think you're in the wrong court."

Fish taking a selfie while being caught in a net by a fisherman

"See? It's just clickbait."

Cats at a real estate showing in a trashed apartment

"I'm not on catnip, you are."

Therapist doing a Rorschach test as an inkblot flies off the card

"Welp, there goes my last flying f*ck."

Magician pulling a rabbit from a hat while a woman photographs on her phone

"Now everyone can see you're having a good hare day."

A snail and a turtle facing each other on a ledge

"I'm just glad you still want to take it slow."

Polar bear on melting ice and castaway on desert island looking at each other

"If that thing melts, we're both sunk."

Dog presenting complex equations on a chalkboard to two scientists

"You left your focus pills out again, didn't you?"

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